2009:
Kiss listening to sex on fire.
Obtain a boyfriend.
Surround Cowie.
4way grope L.Grant.
Accurately change facebook relationship status.
Have a photo with a strange male crotch.
Be sober for 6 months.
Learn to drive an automobile.
Go wedding dress shopping.
Receive Disney in the post.
Get kittens.
Get sozzled at work.
Punch someone.
Spend a night in A&E.
Have stitches.
Joyride.
Watch WOLVERINE 4 times.
Forget how to drive.
Spend £8 on oatcakes.
Attempt to pass ASs.
Be employed for 9 months.
Have a tampon up my nose.
Be hypnotised.
Get full colours.
Become Junior House Prefect.
Visit a uni open day.
Spend £95 on trains.
Get a tan.
Polish TVs for 5 hours.
Have laser treatment.
Have 3 jobs.
Get new specs.
Write a magazine article.
Draw on Tom’s wall.
Participate in an intervention.
Glue my eye shut.
Have oreo milkshake.
Make colourful pancakes.
Be in a pool fully dressed.
Vintage shopping.
Get good at Xbox.
Feel festive.
AS Results.
Nothings.
Theory test passed.
Receive compliments on my brew making skills.
Receive more compliments on my brew making skills.
Ride on the back of a scooter.
Meet “young Brocklebank”.
Pay £1,000.
Fail driving test.
Drive the underage and hungover.
“Josh”.
Upset far too many people.
Cheat.
Lose.
CCF POWERHOUSE.
Play hockey with a fly in my eye.
Ratrat.
Pass my driving test.
Midlands Zone Finalists.
Shower.
Be “with the band”.
Concede to obsession.
Refuse pressure.
Designated driver.
Crumble.
Hit target with Chris.
Petty Officer.
Park Gates Lodge.
True Blood.
Midlands Zone Finalists.
BANGOR.
Corpse it up.
Late for work.
True Blood.
18!
Be ditched.
Have my ID laughed at.
Pancock.
Raspberry Sambuca.
Twilight.
Blind hockey.
Noodle night.
Pie.
Lilith.
Siblings.
UCAS Track.
Ed Byrnes.
7 – 0.
“4 days.”
Offer from Birmingham.
Heron Cross.
Katie’s.
Ring of fire.
Offer from Nottingham
Fluid.
Friar sober.
Hockey Meal.
Hanley.
1st Year Party.
6SB Form Meal.
End of term ’09.
Dressing gown.
Drive a turkey.
Offer from Loughborough.
Panto.
Comet Christmas do.
Friar.
Matt.
Christmas Eve.
1 week notice.
The Green Mile.
Christmas Day.
Sherry.
Boxing Day.
Mumford & Sons.
Brum Sales.
Spend £176.
Friar.
Everybody needs somebody to love.
Last day at Comet.
New Years Eve at home.
